MuddyUm
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11th April 2024
Someone Wants Me to Buy a Ficus Named Audrey
As an online shopping addict, I’ve subscribed to my fair share of absurd junk mail lists — because who can resist that 15% off? Especially when it comes to ear muffs. Or dog booties. Or doggles. Or pigeon slippers.My email is a dense forest of shopping spam and I am rarely caught off guard by the weirdness of any of it.One thing I’ve never, EVER signed up for is a plant mailing list. Plants are lovely, but I want nothing to do with them. Plants are also extremely high maintenance and finicky. I...